Thursday, September 28, 2006

Tina vs Britney: It's Over!



MSNBC.com is reporting that Christina Aguilera gave a $750 gift bag to Britney Spears, thus ending their feud. If I recall, the feud stemmed from Christina used to be jealous of Brit b/c Brit was the queen of pop even though Tina was more talented.

No Shit their feud is over and it has nothing to do w/ a dam gift bag---Christina won! Tina is still a pop queen while Brit a a fat azz mother of two walking around barefoot and grubbing fast food. Tina's gesture was the same thing as if you beat somebody's ass and then offer to give them a ride to the hospital. "Uh, sorry your face is fucked up----here's a band-aid." (i.e. sorry your career is over and you are a fat, white trash, hog----here are some baby toys.)

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Dirty Screech


The New York Dailly News is reporting today that Dustin Diamond has a sex tape coming out. Says the Daily News:

We can't get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a "Dirty Sanchez."


What could I possibly say to add on to that?? A Dirty Sanchez?? Really?? For those of you that don't know, I've been told it involves a finger in the ass and then rubbing that finger on your partners upper lip.......I mean, WOW. I wonder if he gave or received??

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Paris Hilton: Bad at Geography


Ecoist.com hired Paris Hilton the spokesperson for their company. Aparently, everytime you buy one of their accesories, they plant a tree (or some hippie shit like that).

According to msnbc.com:

“Ecoist is hoping that Paris will join them in October on a trip to Port-Au-Prince to plant more than 40,000 trees,” a source says. “But when she was told about the trip, Paris had no idea where Haiti was. When she was told that they speak French there [along with Creole], she said, ‘I wouldn’t mind spending a few days there and the weekend in Paris.”

Don't worry Paris, you'll love Haiti. Oh, and the best part is that you never have to wear condoms down there, so fuck as much as you like.

He's taking Sexy Back!


Believe it or not, Clay Aiken’s new album of schlocky tunes for blue-haired ladies, "A Thousand Different Ways," looks as though it just outsold Justin Timberlake’s "FutureSex/LoveSounds" and took the No. 1 spot. It was Aiken’s debut week and Justin’s second week. Weird, huh?


Justin Timberlake was unavailable for comment on this. However, when he heard the news, fellow *Nsyncer Lance Bass was quoted as saying. "Oh, Yay!!"

Monday, September 25, 2006

Substance Abuse Policy at Marshall is slack


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