Payaso Pays Tribute to One Of His All Time Faves...

I don't know if it's the Nikes, the boob sticking out of the side, the hat, or just Petra in general but Petra Nemcova permanently resides in Payaso's Top 5. Way to go Jimmy Blunt.

Cocaine Goes Legal......................sort of

350% Stronger than Red Bull and further proof that Jolt Cola was just a bit before it's time.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=406304&in_page_id=1770

Tags: cocaine, cola

K Fed gets new modeling gig

Booooooooooooooo. Why can't this assclown just call it quits on having any sort of career. Live off Britney's money and produce infants. Thats all your good for.

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Tags: Kevin, Federline

Holy Shit!!!

Has Madonna always been a drag queen or did it just grow a dick???

Please Tell this woman to EAT!!!!!

Thanks to wwtdd.com for the pic.

Dahlia is Terrible....

, but Scarlett J is absolutely on fiyah.

Pissed

Tiger Woods is pissed b/c a Dublin Magazine published topless pictures of his wife. Tiger...dude...you can't get pissed about something like that after your wife has done a photoshoot like this. (love her tat by the way) NSFW.

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NOTE There are reports out there saying that this isn't Tiger's wife, so who knows.

Willie Nelson: BUSTED (again)

MSNBC is reporting that Willies Nelson was busted the other night for Mushrooms (aka. boomers) and marijuana. Speaking from experience, that is an intense buzz. The last two times I subjected myself to that were in Amsterdam and then at a Phish show---I was 21 and it involved laughter, tears, and vomiting....In other words, it was awesome.

Willie probably was able to hold his buzz a little better than I did though considering he is 73 years old and has at least 55 years of experience. Can anyone here imagine their grandparents on mushrooms?? And we thought it was Alzheimer's...........

Tongue Twister

Unbelievable funny. Who would agree to do this show? Crazy Japanese bastards.

Tags: Japanese, Tongue Twister