
I caught bits and pieces of it last night and I think it is safe to say that the whole show was uncomfortable--I actually had to leave the room during K-Fed's performance b/c it made me bug so bad. Highlights included:
- Nellie Fertado singing "Promiscuous" to an audience of 12 year olds and then saying "Remember, if you are going to be promiscuous be safe and use a condom."
- Dane Cook telling Micha Barton that he has wanted to give her something since he first saw her on the OC 3 years ago and then he handed her a sandwich.
- Jessica Alba
- Brittany Spears walking on stage as a surprise guest, 7 months pregnant with massive breasts, weighing in at 250 lbs, smacking gum and dressed in a ballerina outfit. She was naturally greeted with a standing ovation.
- Finding out that K-Fed's record label is called Federation Records (get it?)
- The lyrics to K-Fed's song: "You wanna hate me but I got nice toys. My Ferrari cost more than your Atari." (seriously)