Saturday, August 26, 2006

No Diggity!

Elton John is now planning on making a hip-hop album.

"I want to work with Pharrell (Williams), Timbaland, Snoop (Dogg), Kanye (West), Eminem and just see what happens. It may be a disaster, it could be fantastic, but you don't know until you try," he said.

This sounds like a GREAT idea. Nothing screams street cred like a 60 year, penis loving Brit spitting rhymes. Word.

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

New Meaning of the term "Shocker"

In a bizarre news story coming out of India, a 24-year old man apparently has admitted himself to a hospital to have the second of two FULLY FUNCTIONAL penises removed. I know that you want to live a normal life bro, but I'm actually speechless that you are having this thing cut off without at least exploring the possibilities....

NEW DELHI (Reuters) - An Indian businessman born with two penises wants one
of them removed surgically as he wants to marry and lead a normal sexual life, a
newspaper report said Saturday.

In the Spirit of Football

I would love to know what in the phuck Jimmie Johnson is doing right here. Remember the hair gel incident last year on Fox. Locating picture....

and found it.

Monday, August 21, 2006

Little League

Which do you find more bizarre, the fact that a kid that is 6-foot-8, 245, is playing in the Little League World Series or the fact that he is playing for Saudi Arabia?????? FOX SPORTS

K-Fed Rocks the Teen Choice Awards

can't watch


The Teen Choice Awards

I caught bits and pieces of it last night and I think it is safe to say that the whole show was uncomfortable--I actually had to leave the room during K-Fed's performance b/c it made me bug so bad. Highlights included:

  • Nellie Fertado singing "Promiscuous" to an audience of 12 year olds and then saying "Remember, if you are going to be promiscuous be safe and use a condom."
  • Dane Cook telling Micha Barton that he has wanted to give her something since he first saw her on the OC 3 years ago and then he handed her a sandwich.
  • Jessica Alba
  • Brittany Spears walking on stage as a surprise guest, 7 months pregnant with massive breasts, weighing in at 250 lbs, smacking gum and dressed in a ballerina outfit. She was naturally greeted with a standing ovation.
  • Finding out that K-Fed's record label is called Federation Records (get it?)
  • The lyrics to K-Fed's song: "You wanna hate me but I got nice toys. My Ferrari cost more than your Atari." (seriously)

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Celebrity Thongs

Smelly Monkey on Log


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