Welcome to Awesometown: 07/09/2006

More Lohan

Some people are blessed with a perfect golf swing, some have the ability to cook a delicious pot roast. Here is a great pic of Lindsay performing what she does best courtesy of Pink Is The New Blog She has excellent form.

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Great video.

Deja Vu Video

Blazing hot new Beyonce/J Video.

Troll Bridge

Hahahahahahahaha! This story is a must read. Year-to-Date, this guy is in the lead for the Tight Buzz of the Year award.

Yo Mama!

According to espn, the awesome headbutt Zidane tossed out the other night was a result of an insult directed towards his mama and his sista. If you didn't catch the video, see below.

Watch the Teeth BLOHAN!

Upon further review, Lohan is not first rate at all. For being the friskiest girl in Hollywood, she seems to lack skill in the oral department. She may be the first girl to give a hummdong that causes the guy to throw-up. He looks terrified.

Lohan is a First Rate Hooch

This b!tch is on fire (see Brandon Davis comments) with being a whore these days. See the latest pick from her last movie set:

Feliz Cumpleanos

In honor of J Simpson's birthday, Faded Youth put together a compilation of some of J$'s more intellectual moments from her years on MTV:

"Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by the Sea.'"

"On my first day of Jr. High I was in Geography class, and the teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the continents. And I was sooo excited. I was like, Damnit! It's my first day of 7th grade, I'm in jr high and I know this answer. So I raised my hand I was the first one and I said A-E-I-O-U!"

While shopping for candles:
Jessica: Ooh I love this scent.
Friend: What is it?
Jessica: Ah...oh, it's unscented.

Nick: Jessica, you want some buffalo wings?
Jessica: Sorry I don't eat buffalo.

"Twenty-three is old. It's almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s."

I will say that she has aged pretty nicely.

Ma-Sheen II: That Bitch is Brave

Part I: Charlie "Ma-Sheen" is probably the sweetest person in all of Hollywood. In his divorce proceeding against soon to be ex-wife Denise Richards, she accuses him of excessive drinking, gambling, cheating....oh and being a member of a website "which promoted very young girls, who looked underage to me with pigtails, braces, and no pubic hair performing oral sex with each other." Yikes....

Oh, and then the real bad news comes out. When his wife asked him if he had anything to do with the apparent suicide of porn star Chloe Jones (who Sheen reportedly often paid for sex), Sheen's denial seemed anything but sincere....Richard's police report stated, "I saw on the news that she had died from undetermined causes. When I asked him if he had anything to do with her death, he said he had 'no comment'... This scared me."

Source: www.thesmokinggun.com

Part II:

Ma-Sheen has a new girlfriend, 28-year-old actress and real estate investor Brooke Mueller. Wow, I bet she's excited to be dating the most awesome guy in Hollywood.