I'm starting now

The University of Northern Colorado's back up punter got pissed and stabbed the starter in his kicking leg.

I can understand his frustration--My threesomes usually end up with only one of the girls getting my D and the other girl just sitting there occasionally licking my balls and flicking her bean while grunting "yeah".

Well, that is exactly what being the back up punter must feel like---you're the girl who just grunts "yeah." Now does anyone want to be the back up punter??

And why the picture of the cat with a lime on its head? Because it's adorable.