Dirty Screech

The New York Dailly News is reporting today that Dustin Diamond has a sex tape coming out. Says the Daily News:

We can't get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a "Dirty Sanchez."

What could I possibly say to add on to that?? A Dirty Sanchez?? Really?? For those of you that don't know, I've been told it involves a finger in the ass and then rubbing that finger on your partners upper lip.......I mean, WOW. I wonder if he gave or received??